I Swear We Were Infinite

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Me and my beautiful boyfriend at my 21st.

theuntalentedsinger:

hiddlestalker:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

so basically you can call him… ‘Dick Hunter’?

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t3chnocolur3d-y0ung-l4dy:

steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:

needsmorebassclef:

holymotherofrowling:

harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon

he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams

Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.

Just like my parents

JUST LIKE MY PARENTS

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cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

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h4te:

I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar, you will understand.

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hannahpooper:

how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”

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ianmckellening:

i like that part in iron man 3 where the whole movie

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scienceing:

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

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inquisitioned:

There are people telling funny history stories and I wanted to tell my favorite! 

Okay, so. When Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent along two teenage girls to him for him to use as he pleased. Napoleon was disgusted, because um, no, and he was madly in love with Josephine. So he sent them back. And, well, the Egyptian ministers must have misunderstood. 

Because they sent back two ten year old boys.  

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kushandkarma:

 

I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain

I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans

There are two types of people.

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